Ashley Judd running for takes her from one crooked profession to another

To add to the humor of today’s employment report and the market action in general, I thought I’d let you all know that Ashley Judd is running for the Senate seat in Kentucky. This is laughable on so many fronts, particularly since she is running as a liberal democrat in a conservative red state. Granted it might not be as ‘conservative’ as Georgia or South Carolina, but it is much more conservative than Missouri, Indiana or Iowa and even in those three states she’d face an uphill battle in getting elected. 

Here’s the other thing, she is going against the Senate Minority leader Mitch McConnell.

Voters like having their elected officials in prominent positions of authority in the House and Senate. You vote him out, you replace a very powerful person in the Senate with a freshman senator who has never held a real job outside of pretending to be someone she isn’t. 

Better yet, let’s look at Ashley Judd’s credentials as she has played everything from the slut next door, slut down the street, and ‘the slut’ to a galactic warrior and face police officer. She’s taken her clothes off on purpose for more cameras than Paris Hilton has ‘accidentally’ When I think about it, she’ll probably be a great contribution to the Gentlemen’s Club we call the United States Senate. In fact, I heard that Robert Menendez (D-N.J.) is already making sure that she sits next to him in the royal Senate Chamber if she wins. 

This is absolutley the right candidate for us in solving the fiscal crisis we are still in with $17 trillion just around the corner.

I can see it now, Judd taking our country out of impending doom to the Promise Land.

But to be completely honest, I’d be fine with her winining. Long-term it is better for our country to get rid of these career politicians like Mitch McConnell who is simply interested in remaining in power and not ruffling any feathers. If I’m the Republican party, I’d throw my support behind Ashley Judd, just so that we can wake up these career do-nothings in hopes that it might let the rest of the crooked bunch start taking their jobs and this country as serious as they take themselves and their own prosperity. 

To be completley clairvoyant, I’m a registered Republican, and while I hate the track they are on right now, I am very optimistic about some of the young blood like Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan. These guys seem like genuine people who are trying to come up with real solutions. The problem is folks like John McCain and McConnell who have been in their positions for far too long that if it takes some wacko Hollywood celeb like Judd from the otherside of the aisle to get them out of the Senate then so be it.